So I did.
I obviously didnt buy enough because she told me to buy more stuff....
Behold the Shoes of Ultimate Hotness.
I have lusted after these shoes for the past 6 months (and they are $200 here, and $160 at Faster Pussycat in Newtown) - $50US including postage to San Francisco. Woot!
(they are from Torrid.com if anyone is interested)